17 out of 37 :D
The more [x]’s the “dumber” I am.
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
[x] Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny while walking by yourself
[ ] Laughed, then watched people give you weird looks
So far:5
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You have tried to lick your elbow… a few times
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little
star have the same rhythm.
[x] You just tried to sing them.
So far:8
[ ] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You’ve never seen the Matrix.
[ ] You type only with two fingers.
So far:10
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your
nose/eyes.
[ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You have fallen asleep in class and fell outta your chair
So far:11
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math
So far:13
[x] You have eaten a bug
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something
more important
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and
didn’t realize it
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in
your hand
[x] You have ran around naked in your house. (HAHAHA)
so far:16
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say
will happen to you if you don’t.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before
So far:16
[ ] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the
texture of the ceiling or wall
[x] The word “ummmmm” is used many times a day.
TOTAL:17
Now count them up and put “I’ve done __ stupid things out of 37″ in the title field.
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